Bean's Comical Pantomimes

“People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.................” – Rowan Atkinson.

The world today largely misses Buster Keaton, who ripped laughter among the audience with his trademark, seemingly-nondescript deadpan expressions. Alongside Keaton was a brilliant comedian named Harold Lloyd, who endured several injuries while performing dangerous stunts to make people laugh. And how can one forget a certain Charlie Chaplin, who delicately wove comical hues with ironies of a hapless bond servant treated in a merciless way. The above three influential comedians of the modern era will be remembered for a long time for their singular styles of making us break into laughter.

It required the outstanding efforts of an exceptionally talented Rowan Atkinson to continue from where Chaplin had left. The role of Mr. Bean was first developed by Atkinson during his days at Oxford where he studied M.Sc. Teaming up with Richard Curtis, an emerging screen-writer, Atkinson took up writing comedy reviews for the Oxford Playhouse. Meanwhile, a sketch featuring the character Mr. Bean was performed at the Edinburgh Fringe. In 1987, Atkinson’s earliest appearances was at the “Just For Laughs” comedy festival in Montreal, Canada, a stage which he used as a test platform for his Mr. Bean character.

Mr. Bean, as we all know is a clumsy, funny, slow-witted, a-bit-selfish-at-times kind of a person who brings all sorts of unusual schemes into everyday life. Most of his antics involve around basic chores of getting dressed, eating, driving, or navigating a public washroom. An Englishman with a child’s mind, the character is played by Rowan Atkinson himself. Mr. Bean series can be considered somewhat a pantomime as it is much similar to early silent movies and relies on pure physical comedy, with Mr. Bean speaking almost nothing. This has added to its strength and makes it easy to be sold worldwide without any change in dialogue. Atkinson, who excels in his part of playing snobs and maladjusted individuals, must be lauded for his incredible enacting of an unusual character. He attributes his character’s success to the fact that the socially awkward, middle-aged Bean’s routine adventures, largely due to his inability to cope with the smallest of life’s foibles, reflects the feelings and experiences of people the world over.

Many would not know that it was Rowan Atkinson who has voice characterized Zazu, a red hornbill, in the movie, The Lion King. And many would be astonished by the fact that there are just 14 episodes of Mr. Bean series, but the kind of popularity and fame it has shot into, is transcendent. In the 1990’s, Mr. Bean series went on to be the highest-rated comedy series in British history. The series has been broadcasted in more than 80 countries, with nine million videos being sold all across the world. In Canada, the show has been a huge hit on the CBC channel.

In stark contrast to the character he depicts, Atkinson is known as an intensely private person. Living in a London suburb with his wife Sunetra Sastry and two children Lily and Benjamin, he rarely speaks about his family life. With a strong passion for Aston Matins and Ferraris, Rowan loves to collect cars. “But I’ve stopped talking about my cars” he says. “ I buy and sell them with such rapidity that by the time I’ve told you about what car I’ve got, I would have sold it” he quips. The British Leyland Mini car owes a large part of its success to Bean, as it is always seen bumping another car out of its parking space.

The person behind the screen is markedly simple. But Mr. Bean has always been a fascinating collection of conflicting qualities, or rather, lack of qualities.................

Ebullient, Energetic, Espana

Michael Schumacher, Harrison Ford, Enrique Iglesias, Jurgen Klinsmann Franz Beckenbauer, Joseph Sepp Blatter, Henry Kissinger, Juan Carlos........ the list went on at the VIP stand of a full-house 55000-holder Ernst-Happel Stadion at Vienna, the capital city of Austria. Gentlemen from sports, politics, culture and royalty had all arrived to watch Germany take on Spain in the grand finale to what was a spectacular UEFA Euro 2008 Championships.

UEFA Euro 2008 made an estimated two million soccer fans visit Vienna and cops had to fly in from France, Germany and Switzerland to ensure that the tournament was free of any shameful incident. It really is difficult to contain the ardent proponents who cheer for their respective nations. As many as 650 volunteers on job saw to it that the city streets were litter-free. Austria made every single effort to neatly carry out the task they had agreed upon to. Incredible effort!!

Lacking the usual pace during the initial stage of the championships, Germany finally came into its own with a host of performances which saw them outplay Portugal in the quarter-finals and then surprise Turkey in the semis with that glorious penultimate minute scorcher from Phillip Lahm which enraptured the Germans to no end. That’ll be an unforgettable moment for Lahm, as that atoned for his casual approach for the good part of the game. Germany were fortunate to squeeze through a spot to finals, something which even Joaquim Loew agreed. Schwiensteiger, Klose, Ballack and Podolski ended as the prominent goal scorers for Germany.

Spain on the other hand produced some consistent good performance right from the beginning of the tournament. David Villa’s hat-trick against Russia was one of the highlights of their impressive display in the league stages. In the quarter-finals, Spain outclassed Italy in the penalties, with their goal-keeper Iker Casillas being the hero of the evening following his two match-winning saves from Daniele de Rossi and Antonio de Natale. Guus Hiddink’s Russia, which managed to string together a bunch of victories to advance into the round of final 4, were again defeated by Spain, which also managed to maintain a clean sheet. Xavi, Guiza and Silva piled on goals to see Spain 3-0 home.

For the title clash, Germany received a boost when skipper Michael Ballack was included despite nursing a calf strain. Loew’s side did not take much time to settle. They were the side which looked more comfortable in the first half as the passing looked better than at any previous stage of the tournament. However, Miroslav Klose and Thomas Hitzlsperger could not convert any glimpses into a goal. Spain, minus the tournament-leading scorer David Villa, took a while to get accustomed to a new 4-5-1 formation.

Three minutes past the half hour mark, Torres sent one striking down the inside-right channel after Xavi sent a smooth ball into the German area. With a goal as lead, Spain increased the spirit of play and capitalized as Germany looked less potent with Ballack getting injured his left eye at an inopportune moment.

Spain leading the first half 1-0 held its nerve despite Shwiensteiger and Klose trying hard to make it all even. The scoreline would have read 2-0 if not for some intelligent defending and low crosses being cut short by Germans. And finally, as the game drew towards close, Spain had every reason to cheer for they were advancing towards a first major victory since 1964. They deserved the victory and the tournament for being consistent and performing throughout.

Meanwhile, Raul would have been as disappointed as Germany, for he opted to stay out of the competition. Torres, the man for Spain, was all joy as any Spanish on earth for putting an end to the famous tag which Spain had managed to achieve, ‘Perennial Hapless Comedy Under-Achievers Of International Football’.

Come What MAY......

It has been quite some time since I last hit the "Publish Post" link. The month of May 2008 was perhaps filled with more news than any month in the first half of the year. Perhaps, the lionine share of the news and all that constantly hit the daily headlines belongs to the Indian Premier League which has blown the trumpet of freshness, both in the world of cricket and that of business. Lots of cricket zealots (wives and girlfriends apart) would have silently cursed Lalit Modi, for spoiling their evening plans, sleep and keeping a zillions of spines chilling at the eerie hour of 12 (2400 hrs) in the possible hottest month of the summer. It really was an ornate extravaganza, for at times, I felt that the IPL would eventually replace the quadrennial World Cup in its fame charts.

Modi, later in Exxtra Innings, revealed that it was during a scorching noon at Wimbledon, where it all began. Sharad Pawar, Modi and other eminent officials of BCCI were at the Centre Court watching in awe as The Fedex Juggernaut was on its full strength thrashing a belligerent, equipotent Rafael Nadal en route its 5th consecutive championship to equal an existing record of Bjorn Borg. That the finale dragged itself into exhaustive 5 setter, two of which included tie-breakers, gave the spectators more than their penny's worth. Taking a cue from the unprecedented glory of Wimbledon, our guys have done an incredible job of gifting us a month-and-a-half-long reality blockbuster, which has already cast its growing shadow on the 50-50 over or 5-day version of the game. The league has already launched India to the fore of a corporate run cricket with tremendous ease. Fittingly, Rajasthan Royals, led by a shrewd campaigner in Shane Warne won the inagural edition of IPL, effectively putting an end to theories which sought the opinion that the amount of money invested is tantamount to talent and success. Where were the Asnodkars and the lesser known Pathans in the mind of a well bred cricket purist?? Hardly anyone would have guessed that these cricketers, who have spent most of their time playing for dull Plate 'B' divisions would carve a gem of success from a team which resembled a sandstone at the beginning of the league. All plaudits to Rajasthan, for proving the pith of the success was hard work and self belief. Those impaired in the Jaipur blast can happily find some smiles returning on their faces following the stupendous feat of Rajasthan Royals.




While IPL itself is not the soul of life, the month of May had other important things in store.In Karnataka,the focus on cricket had to take a back seat as the Royal Challengers of Bangalore did everything unasked for.Instead, someone who had been ruthlessly humiliated and betrayed in a 20-20 contest (the stakes involved here were higher than an IPL tie) had all reasons to cheer as he successfully made a come-back to shut JD(S) out of contention, atleast for the coming 5 years. BJP ripped severe deep cuts into its earlier coalition partner with 110 seats favoring the earlier-beleaguered party. While BJP's clinch this time around improved from 80 (2004 stats) to 110, that of JD(S) saw a slump from 58 to 28. A neat shift of 30 in the wrong direction for demonstrating calculated betrayal. The media crew, known for its expertize in spicing up things, did not miss capturing a glimpse of an empty JD(S) headquarters at the onset of declaration of the election denouement. Congress meanwhile remained mute as ever, taking no chances to reform ties with a party who've clearly demonstrated what they are capable of. BSY finally ascended the throne and the new government has just finished its expansion and is looking forward to justify its selection. The independent winners were drafted to create a majority bench and were actually offered posts which they otherwise would have never likely achieved. With this victory, BJP, which has seen tremendous success of late, achieved its first full strength government in South India and is looking in good nick for the 2009 national elections.


On May 5th, oil prices reached US $120 per gallon for the first time to pressurize world economy. And more was to come as it soared close to $130 at the end of the month creating severe panic. The central government, already under fire from several quarters due to rising inflation and fluctuating economy is fighting its best to keep the surge within manageable limits by reducing tax levy and other involved costs, but it remains to be seen as to how long will this last. Tough times await us if this runs rampant. It's interesting to see how Mr Manmohan Singh and Co. would manage to stabilize things in the final leg of UPA's helm at the top.


Shifting our focus to the cinema, Bollywood fared moderately this summer. It's the smaller screen which has captured the excitement with a steep increase noticed in television viewer points and ratings. While it was the Set Max which romped home with maximum prime-time television viewings, Star Plus came up with innovative programmes like 'Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain..?' to keep the viewers craving for more. Shah Rukh's affable hosting of the show has won several fans already including the likes of Lalu Yadav and Amitabh Baccchan.

So many things happening there within a short span of 30 days. It was a hectic but nevertheless happening May, things came and things went. Come what MAY, things begin and things continue.....................

The Remarkable Assortment of Fun and Comic

Suppandi.....Kalia the Crow.....Chamataka.....Naseeruddin Hodja.....Kapish.....Tantri the Mantri.....Ramu and Shamu.....Doob Doob.....Chamataka......Raja Hooja.....Detective Dog Ranjha.....Mopes and Purr.....Mooshik.....Shikari Shambhu.....and the list goes on.....

Well, I can bravely assume that it is totally impolitic to introduce these famed characters, as they easily have a large number of friends and fans across people of different age groups, predominantly children. All of them are skittish and special in their own characteristic way, and when you mix them together to form a colourful, humorous motley, it combines into a household-name-popular comic series called Tinkle. Into its 28th year, Tinkle has been the most sought-after comic in India, and still continues to reign the roster. Known for its incredible assortment of fun, stories, puzzles, quiz, contests and other features, this comic series has the reputation of more than 600 copies being printed till date.

Tinkle grew into fame in the early 80's shortly after being introduced. I still remember those days when I eagerly waited for the newspaper vendor to deliver the latest copy, and never gave it up until I finished reading at a stretch. Every story published in Tinkle has been distinct and of new taste, particularly the very first story of every edition, which generally is a sort of parable. Tinkle Digest, the greater version of Tinkle, has several such stories which teach a moral or two. Not surprisingly, it costs Rs.50 a copy, but is indeed worth every single penny.

Suppandi, one of the most entertaining characters of Tinkle is my most favourite character. I wonder if there is any other master on earth who has the forbearance and composure of that of Suppandi's owner, who gets baffled everytime he commands a task to Suppandi. Suppandi rocks nevertheless.

Coming to another funny character, any hunter would envy the hap of Shikari Shambhu who accidentally succeeds in hunting down a feral man-eater on the prowl. Sheer serendipity...!! As is his customary wont, he never (always, yet successful) has faltered in his bid to win the catch. Only his finicky wife and we readers know how lucky he is. Else, all other countrymen and village folks from hinterlands have a great reverence for Shambhu, the intelligent hunter.

Kalia, the crow, gifted with an exceptional moral rectitude and remarkable intellect has been the killjoy of zillion malicious plans devised by the hapless Chamataka and its willing accomplice Doob Doob for ages.

And then there is the wise Naseeruddin Hodja, a dream minister any emperor would love to have in his political state of affairs. Tantri the Mantri, the sly minister, has never had the fortune of stepping the throne, given his nefarious thoughts of cut short the life of his innocent ruler Raja Hooja. Serves him right, after all. And he is not finished yet, busy devising another one.

Mopes and Purr have been the most vigilant detective duo on the block, hunting down the culprits every now and then, with aplomb. This series got introduced later as it was missing in the earlier fortnightly editions of Tinkle.

To search and publish such fresh, wonderful stories, with other topics of related interest, on a regular basis when you have a large, anxiously waiting fan base can get seriously onerous. We readers are extremely grateful to Mr. Anant Pai, more fondly known as Uncle Pai. And not to forget the painstaking efforts of the artist team of Tinkle, who tirelessly depict the funny expressions and illustrate the gist of Tinkle. In many ways, Tinkle has been the elixir of thousands of us to get rid of all the tedium and feel rejuvenated. There may be a certain Champak or Gokulam, but Tinkle easily rules the realm of comics and is way beyond its contenders in terms of its number of readers and fans. It rightly deserves all the encomiums and eulogies.........

The Best Option To Ride

It was about 5 in the evening when I pulled out my Honda Unicorn and wiped a thin veneer of dust settled on it. The dust wasn't an unusual thing, given that there are several vehicles travelling through our colony, for there is a massive restructuring of paths and traffic routes all over JP Nagar due to the start of construction of a new traffic-decongestant subway at the 24th main. The route to my home from the market had just got longer, for there was the need to travel all the way down the intersection and take a U-turn for the simple task of crossing the raised median. Not too far away, I could catch the sight of a few people accompanied by a bicycle crossing the median by just crossing the cycle over the ridge. It's so very easy to sneak through with a bicycle than travel far and forth by my Honda. Add to that, the ease of pedalling and working out a few lazy, teeny-weeny muscles in your thigh, it's thousand times better to use a lovely-little-lighter frame of a chassis called Bicycle. It's like using a pencil on a moon than a specially invented zero-gravity refill pen. This perhaps is an appropriate metaphor. Simple things make things simpler, more often than not.

Bicycle, the term was coined by the French in 1860. A simple manifestation of a wheel driven by a pedalled gear, bicycle is perhaps the biggest accomplishment of a mechanical engineer who would dream of motorbikes and other transport vehicles. The chassis is a triangular frame, as in most of the cases, and the balance created on the frame is impeccable. At the first sight, the body may not generate any curiosity but come to think of it in technical terms and the mechanism which transforms the force generated by the pedal and imparted to the torque of the gear which transforms into a rotatory action, you have a marvel of a creation here. Over a long period of time, bicycle has undergone a lot of changes in its design and appearance but the charm of riding it for the very first time still remains to be matched.



Bicycle offers a vast sphere of advantage to its users. Talking of health and physical exercise, riding a bicycle gets rid of all the lethargy gained from jobs, most of which are getting more sedentary by the day. It is found that riding a bicycle for ten miles has the health benefit which is as much as the deficit of health caused by smoking a pack of cigarettes. A long ride during weekends in the verdant meadows and green country side should give you the ideal health uplift if the rest of the days are spent working at a desk at office. Cycling offers us a good alternative to catch up with some much-needed exercise compared to that obtained from a saunter in a park or a casual walk. A good amount of cycling would easily help you shed all those flaccid rings on your belly, and if you are a lean person, it would increase your hunger and thereby assimilate more.

Many would feel to see that there's no fun involved in cycling but ask someone who pedals regularly, he'd give you a perfect reason. When we pedal in using that extra bit of energy required to climb an acclivity, there's a complete breathe-in of fresh air which reaches all the way to the depth of the lungs. Breathing well is the single most important sensation to keep yourself young and feel rejuvenated over and again. Ask Yoga teachers and those who teach meditation, they would never disagree.

Coming to the hike of fuel prices, we are in the era where a barrel of crude oil costs US $126, which stood at around $99 not more than an year ago. If this increase gets more wanton and unheralded, days would not be far away when one would think more than once about their means of commuting. What could not be achieved by the Earth Hour would then be accomplished by the sheer rise in oil prices....!! Moreover, a layman would not demand the intelligence of a rocket scientist to understand the benefits of bicycle over motorbikes when it comes to maintaining the cleanliness of environment and reducing air pollution. And just imagine the pleasant sound of a cycle bell than the long clangor and din of relentless frantic honking and all sorts of noise made by automated vehicles. Noise pollution levels would come down considerably and a sense of tranquility prevails all over. It's more than in one way, useful and effective.


I take an exception to those travelling to farther places with limited time, but isn't it wise to use a bicycle if you have to commute moderate distances, in the vicinity of around 2-3 km? And for those who stay in cities like Bangalore, where there's a mandatory helmet rule in current existence, a simple pedal would save all the frowns and grimace of choking under the weight and help you keep smiling instead. For many good reasons as stated, cycling is a healthy practice. Don't feel shy of cycling, in case you do, for there's no age limit or barrier as such. Bicycle's a great gift to us from all those engineers who spent long hours designing it. They definitely deserve a special mention here. It's nothing mind-boggling but not less important indeed.

I believe that to a large extent that your views are affirmative with those of mine. And cycling is, after all, a ride to enjoy. It won't be long before cycling would be in the vogue.

Vodafone- Everyday I Want To Fly

"Everyday I want to fly, stay by my side..

Everyday I want to dream, stay by my side..

Every morning, I wish I could just play..

Wish the mornings were just days.."

Given my penchant to listen to this as many times as possible, I could just not withstand the temptation to post the lyrics. Hats off to the guys who composed this new Vodafone song in a video which shows a little girl being taken care by the responsible, cute pug, which is "Happy To Help".

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Indian Premier League -IPL-8 Teams, Without Any Players, Only Warriors!

India, as we all know is a diverse nation. Diversity is one thing you would see everywhere, be it the season, or the style of living, or simply a dish which a person relishes at his/her favourite restaurant. There are religions sundry, ranging from Hindus to Parsees. There are places several, from metropolitans to villages. There are people many, from The President to A Common Man. When there are so many different things around, there aren't many games. Yes, we do games like Hockey and Soccer, but ironically, their existence is limited only to newspapers and local clubs. And then there's Cricket- a game which some die-hard fans like me and you follow- be it the score updates following all the way to your cell-phones when in classroom/office, or the sheer passion of watching the match glued to the telly and for a moment forgetting all rest other things. Cricket has almost went on to be a religion here, for there are a billion well-thought opinions as to whom should MS Dhoni choose for the final playing eleven, and most of the opinions are interestingly being justified in an impeccable way, almost faultless. Most of us are dogmatic anyway, aren't we?

BCCI chose this moment opportune to mark the beginning of a new trend in the cricketing world. It was on Friday, the 14th of September 2007, that they formally announced the start of Indian Premier League, a tournament on the lines of Soccer's English Premier League and the National Basketball League of the US. Twenty20 brand of cricket just got its dream start when India won the Inaugural World Twenty20 in South Africa last year in a thrilling encounter against arch-rivals Pakistan, and it was the glory and the success of this event which salvaged ICC's lost pride in the farcical World Cup '07 at West Indies. World Twenty20's encore in South Africa shot out all concerns of Twenty20 biting the dust. And a new chapter of Twenty20 is here now, waiting to write the excitement all over again. April 18 is just round the corner now, and the tournament is on the verge of entering reality, after days of Bollywood Biggies and Business Moguls spending millions of bucks to accomodate the best sixteen under their names.

Never have the Bollywood superstars have had it so much to with Cricket. It was a new sight seeing big names like Shah Rukh Khan and Priety Zinta, along with liquor baron Vijay Mallya arrive at the auctioning of the players. The next days headlines made bold statements of MS Dhoni being paid the highest of them all, with rosters of players being auctioned and stacked millions of dollars against their names.

The 59-game event will kick off at the picturesque 55000-seater floodlit M.Chinnaswamy stadium at Bangalore with the-Vijay Mallya-owned hosts Bangalore Royal Challengers pitting against Shah Rukh Khan and Juhi Chawla owned-Kolkata Knight Riders. Unequivocally, one needs such huge names clashing at each other to set the wheels rolling. The two men at the toss would be the same men who began their careers together at The Lords, way back in 1996 and rose to fame with their careers almost going hand in hand. Rahul Dravid and Saurav Ganguly, the most respected names in an Indian cricketing fraternity, would have a go at each other in a contest which has many other stars on platter, Ross Taylor, Ishant Sharma, Anil Kumble, Nathan Bracken and Chris Gayle to name a few. That must be the contest which would see every Bangalorean and Kolkatan cheer their heroes. Bangalore's been seeing heavy preparations for the last fortnight to kick start the event in a grand way, amidst local election pressures. Cricket enthusiastic kids, with some time off from the school, are having a gala time. Red and Golden Yellow clad Kannadigas are game with the Black and Gold clad Bongs. Indian film stars Deepika Padukone, Katrina Kaif along with locals Upendra and Ramya have been roped in to cheer for the Bangalore franchise while Khan himself will be doing it for his team. While Kolkata has good players like David Hussey, Ricky Ponting, Salman Butt, Brendon McCullum, Chris Gayle, Bangalore has its talent brimming from a pool of players like Rahul Dravid and Jacques Kallis who can grind down any attack, with a hard hitting Australian Cameron White alongside Mark Boucher. Dale Steyn, fresh from his exploits in the season has it in him to hit the right areas and castle the batsmen. Praveen Kumar can bring his leg cutters to telling effect and make life difficult for the men with the willow.




Shifting our focus to Emerging Media-owned Rajasthan Royals, they have hitters like Y Pathan, Graeme Smith, Dmitri Mascarenhas and Younis Khan in their ranks. And with them, they have a world class spinner called Shane Warne who would be leading the squad which has other impressive bowlers like Morne Morkel and Sohail Tanvir. They should make a great team, with the kind of bowling they possess, usually difficult to clear the ropes. Shane Warne himself would be rallying his bowlers well with an intelligent cricketing acumen and expertise, enabling Rajasthan Royals to achieve silent glory, without any icon players as such. They also have got sensible batsmen like Mohammad Kaif and Justin Langer who can arrest any danger with their characteristic calm approach to the game.




Travelling down South, from Jaipur to Chennai, we enter the land of Chennai Super Kings, led by the dynamic and astute Mahendra Singh Dhoni, who is not new to leadership. It is not for nothing he is the most paid cricketer on the arena, the Indian Cements have shelled out a whopping $1.5 million to bag him, as a matter of fact. Keeping in support with the Jharkhand Blaster is the powerful-in-form Matthew Hayden, who can clear stands with utter disdain, and a smiling ease. In Stephen Fleming and Michael Hussey, they have got calm yet attacking batsmen, who on their day can take any bowler to the cleaners. And there are men like Albie Morkel and Jacob Oram, who have the flair and the left handed bat speed required to hit even good balls. Furthermore, the bowling department looks aggressive with the names itself, men like Muttiah Muralitharan and Makhaya Ntini able do the required damage in no time at all. This is one team which has the potential to bang any other outfit, and with a thinking Dhoni at their helm, it's easier DONE than said.



Did we have a look at Delhi? The Delhi Daredevils have got Multan Marauder Virender Sehwag and another Delhiite Gautam Gambhir, both looking in ominous form. There's South African AB de Villiers, Pakistani Shoaib Malik and young Indian talent Shikhar Dhawan, who can bat according to the nature of the pitch and score freely. Bowlers like Glenn McGrath, Daniel Vettori and Mohammad Asif are unplayables when they get going. Also are allrounders like Tillekeratne Dilshan and Fervez Maharoof who have been doing good for SriLanka for the past couple of years. Delhi has got all the firepower to intimidate the opposition. The skipper is someone who warm the offside region with his gamut of powerful strokes and trademark uppish cuts which can sail all the way over third man. Akshay Kumar is the brand ambassador for Delhi Daredevils, with GMR Holdings being the owners.



Deccan Chargers of Hyderabad. Now here's the information on the team, which, in my view, is the most dangerous team of the IPL. When there's someone like Adam Gilchrist and Andrew Symonds in the side, you actually would not ask for more strokemakers. But add to them players like Shahid Afridi and Herschelle Gibbs and you know you are easily the most famed line up in the batting department. These are natural strokemakers, who are tailor-made for this format of the game, their mantra being "think nothing but hit everything which comes your way!". To buttress the already sound batting line up are Scott Styris, Rohit Sharma and VVS Laxman who are the men to anchor and steady the ship. Vaas is very much an intelligent bowler, with clever variations in pace and length. With Nuwan Zoysa, he has the right support to bowl to his strength. And Styris and Afridi can do the middle-overs job along with Symonds. Looking the most balanced team in the fray, I would not be surprised an inch if this team can go on to win the series. All credit to the Deccan Chronicle to weave such a wonderful blend of energy and experience. Positive predictions aplenty for this team from people and pundits around.

Preity Zinta walked into the auctioning conference with the least piece of information on cricket. But she has found a good mix of cricketers in her Kings XI Punjab. Yuvraj Singh, who has it in him to whack all the six deliveries in an over to six sixes is the Icon Player of this team, and he is well supported in the batting department with the likes of Kumar Sangakkara, Mahela Jayawardene, Ramnaresh Sarwan, James Hopes and Simon Katich. All rounder Irfan Pathan can be handy in home conditions with his ability to move the ball laterally. Brett Lee, who's been in terrific form of late, is backed by bowlers like Sreesanth, Kyle Mills and Piyush Chawla. Sarwan too can prove his mettle with his slow leg cutters which are difficult to get hit out. A sound team woven around power and intellect.



Mumbai Indians, the most expensive franchise of IPL, are lucky to have some of the world's biggest names in their ranks with the batting department consisting of Sachin Tendulkar, Sanath Jayasuriya, Robin Uthappa, Loots Bosman and Ashwell Prince. Shaun Pollock is a synonym for accuracy in the world cricket thesaurus, and he is being fostered by Harbhajan Singh, Ashish Nehra, Lasith Malinga and Dilhara Fernando. Hrithik Roshan is the brand ambassador of the Mumbai Indians and this team will get the best reception at the vociferous Wankhede Stadium. The team has Sudarshan Chakra engraved as its symbol, which denotes victory. If an opening partnership of the dream combine Sachin and Jayasuriya gets going, then there is nothing in the world stopping them. Robin Uthappa, the young batting sensation can derive all knowledge from these stalwarts and can keep batting to his usual tempo, scoring runs at will. Mumbai Indians Team is owned by leading businessman Mukesh Ambani, Chairman, Reliance Group of Industries.


IPL has seen a large share of everything till date. Hypes, controversies, media wrath, celebrity participations, money issues and tremendous public attention. It's time it actually gets into the act and prove its worth. The stage is set. The arrival is anticipated. IPL's first edition will give us a clear picture as to where the game of cricket is heading towards....

The Spirit of Olympics

At the juncture of European, Asian and African continents is situated a country, capturing an area of 50,994 square miles. Surrounded by the Meditterannean Sea, Aegean Sea and the Ionian Sea, this country is considered as the matrix of Western Philosophy, Democracy, Political Science, Major Scientific and Mathematic Principles and literature. Perhaps many would have already guessed it now. Yes, I am speaking of Greece, the most learned country, as one might tend to call it. And it was here in Olympia when the Olympic Games started, way back in 776 BC.

However, Olympics went on for about 4 centuries then, played only in Olympia. A popular Greek myth says that Heracles, the creator of Olympics, started it to honour his father Zeus, the God of Sky and Thunder. It comprised of games, conspicious of religion and sacrifice, in praise of the Gods. Not surprisingly, only men who spoke Greek language were allowed to participate, unlike the modern version. Twenty games were spread over several days and later on, the number of games were increased. Much like the way it is today, Olympics were regularly held once in every 4 years and the time interim was termed as 'Olympiad'. Winners of these games were extolled and praised in honour in poems and they were deified into idols and statues.

But after a few centuries, as Romans conquered Greece and started domineering, Olympics Games declined as the new tyrants saw them against their practices. Greeks had to run the gauntlet and suffer at the hands of Romans, who left nothing unturned in their capture of Greece and denouncing their culture and festivals, and anything native of Greek was deemed as Pagan and against Christianity. That signalled the bitter end of ancient Olympics and heritage of Greece of the pre-Jesus period. Several centuries passed by and Olympics and its glory was only confined to history and ancient literature.

In the year 1859, a rich Greek nobleman by the name Evangelos Zappas sponsored the revival of Olympics. He paid for the renovation of ancient Panathenian stadium and it was in the historic year of 1896, that the first Modern Olympics was inagurated in Athens, the present day capital of Greece. 14 countries took part bringing in 241 participants. Though a small number of participants, this event was the largest international one until then. Greek public and officials are very cheerful and enthusiastic about this tradition and they even proposed to have a monopoly in organizing Olympics, which however was not accepted by International Olympics Committee, an official organizer of Modern Olympics. In 1900, it was Paris which hosted the second version of the event, and this was also the very first time that women were allowed to participate. It took notable contributions from Pierre de Coubertin who founded IOC.

Recently, in the 2004 Athens Olympics, the number of participants stood at a remarkable 11000, coming in from 202 countries. As many as 16000 media journalists and broadcasters were involved, with an estimated 3.8 billion viewers watching the game on television. An increasing size of event and participants poses a huge challenge to IOC. The sheer number of athletes, participants, journalists, media and advertizers makes it a heavy burden on the cities organizing the mega event. An updated budget of 9 billion pounds has been earmarked for the London Olympic Games to be held in 2012, making it the most expensive Olympics to date...! Although United Nations recognize only 193 countries, IOC permits several dependencies and colonies to allow their participants to involve though these athletes and competitors belong to other member nation. Countries like Hong Kong, Bermuda and Puerto Rico are some such countries being allowed to participate as separate entities. The upcoming Beijing Olympic Games has 302 events.

The Olympic Games is best recognized by its famed symbol of Olympic Rings, being adopted in 1914. These five intertwined rings depict the unity of five inhabited continents, with the Americas being considered as a single ring. They appear in five colours of Red, Blue, Green,Yellow and Black bearing in mind the fact that each country has atleast one of these five colours to select in its national flag. The official motto adopted by Olympics is, "Citius, Altius, Fortius", which in Latin means, "Swifter, Higher, Stronger". Prior to the commencement of each Olympic event, the traditional Olympic Flame is lit in Olympia and is brought to the host city by forerunners carrying the torch in relay. This tradition was introduced in 1936. Also introduced later was The Olympic Mascot, which is an animal or a human figure essentially representing the cultural glory of host nation. Misha, a Russian Bear, was one such mascot during Olympics held in Russia in 1980.

The Olympic Games are today, the world's largest pageant of athetic skills and competitive spirit, where all countries take part in the ultimate event of glory and rich tradition. Signing off this post, I would leave you with this special Olympic Creed,

"The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well."

A Change in Telly Technology

Heading into the 21st century, we're moving into an era dominated by technology. With rapid celerity in inventions and discoveries, the entire scenario of working things up has undergone a drastic change. Major changes are observed in all sectors and fields, with those seen in information and communication being the most prominent ones. Gone were the days when everyone had to rely on telegraph messaging and fax. It was with the innovators coming up with cathode ray tube and spending long hours in the lab to develop the first ever colour television, way back in 1928. However, telly took a long time to set its foot in India, when it was introduced in early '80s.

It was a historical moment when The Independence Day celebrations were relayed live for the first time ever, in 1982, marking the beginning of new generation of technology-related services This was followed by The Asian Games later in the same year. It was Doordarshan which then dished out famous soaps like Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi, Hum Log, Buniyaad etc. Later came the mega epics Ramayana and Mahabharatha, which were regularly relayed on weekends. And which Indian of the previous decade can forget song programs like Rangoli and Chitrahaar, with the former kickstarting a host of Sunday special programs. Doordarshan has got its own little charm of leaving us nostalgic, and possibly craving for a moment of the days of yore. That apart, media started spreading its wings into a device which was more sophisticated than a single little box called radio which comprised of a simple LCR circuit. New careers began and a brand fresh world of advertising and journalism took birth.....

In the last decade, things started changing colours, when P.V Narasimha Rao-led-government launched a series of social and economic reforms, opening up trade and facilitating market growth. This was the era of a new system of Cable Television. Star Network launched in 1991 took the nation by storm by offering programs of different hues, comprising of a bunch of channels including Star Plus, Star Sports, Star Movies and Star World. Music channels like Music Television MTV and Channel [V] were launched soon after, aimed primarily at the pop culture of Indian youth and adolescents. Likewise, channels like Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and National Geographic were specialized channels focussing on knowledge and information for people of any age group. Emerging as contenders to the Rupert Murdoch-led-Star Television Group were Zee Network and Sony Entertainment Television India, which offer a wide bracket of channels categorized into entertainment, news, sports and music. Zee TV is considered as the first private owned television network in India. To the teeny weeny tottering kids we have Cartoon Network followed by Nickelodeon and Pogo with Disney relaying fresh channels like Toon Disney and Disney Kids. Cricket, a religion in India, is being devoted an exclusive channel Star Cricket which relays nothing but cricket. On regional lines, we have the US $ 4 billion Sun Network based in South India which offers television services in 5 languages- Kannada, Telugu, Tamil, Malayalam and Bengali. Another prominent player in this sector is the Eenadu TV network, which rolls out channels for many as 12 languages. And coming up more on the roster of regional Kannada channels are independent channels like TV9, Suvarna TV, Kasturi TV etc.




However, as technology developed, Direct Broadcast Satellite (DBS) system gained importance which intended satellite channel reception for home receptions, reducing the size of the dish used earlier yo a great extent and making it more simple and portable. DBS facilitates both analog and digital television and radio reception, is extended to other digital television services provided including interactive and video-on-demand services. The first entrant in this newest era of television viewing is Dish TV DTH, a service offered by Essel Group. Apart from broadcasting high-quality programmes from satellites to your home, it also offers complete control of what you watch and pay for. One can extract the true potential of television set yoked with high quality DVD sound. Also included is a special feature Electronic Program Guide which gives us the entire list of upcoming programme schedule and movie timings. Parental Lock, Games, Interactive TV and Movie On Demand are other interesting features which serve as a complete set of options for viewer's delight....!



And yes, if you always loved to grouse about the quality of transmission and picture clarity, you would have a difficult time coping up with the excellent, see-true quality offered by Dish TV. With nothing else dependent on the connection, you can afford not to worry about power-cuts in other areas which usually deprive us of cable connection. So many offers being offered for much lower prices than cable connections pose a serious threat for cable operators around. Of late, we also have Tata Sky which is vying with Dish TV DTH and making rapid strides in its bid to challenge the latter. The market has already shown a positive response and increasingly demanding for more. It's getting more implausible for viewers to opt for the old incessant cable connection. The simple cross-row grid of television antenna and cables are being replaced with a tiny-yet-much-efficient dish. It's time we upgrade ourselves with technology and wish for more. Wish Karo, Dish Karo.....

One State Many Worlds

India is blessed with a mixed landscape ranging from frigid mountains to rainforests, deserts, plains, flat terrain, hills and plateaus. With a coast stretch running for over 7000 km, India lies on the peninsula that protrudes into the Indian Ocean, making it a cynosure of all eyes, ones which travel high distance on top and some which globe-trot on a simple school-atlas. One can imagine, how pale a look the subcontinent would have worn, if it was without India. The 7th most largest country in the world has everything to offer, and it's not all that amusing to know why people from abroad cash in their money to have a look at what our nation offers, both in natural and cultural aspects. We have come across the exotic Alps of Switzerland, the sub-zero forests in Canada, the flat mountain ranges of Mexico, the Southern Alps of New Zealand, the Great Barrier Reef of Australia and the Atacama Desert of Chile. But when it comes to diversity, it's India all the way. To have such a varied pattern of land distribution in an area of just over 3 million sq.km is fantastic!

The northern half of India comprises to a large extent of arable land, courtesy the mega rivers Ganges and Yamuna and innumerable rivulets and streams. These are rivers which have a history of thousands of years, perenially flowing as the water from Himalayas melts down to gush forth. It was primarily for this reason that Aryans migrated here and flourished with agriculture. Coming South, we have an excellent mix of conditions which make the plateau, a complete showcase for visitors and travellers. Being encompassed with water bodies on all the three sides, the peninsula comprises of palatial Western Ghats stretching its grasp from north Maharashtra to down bottom Kerala, scenic Eastern Ghats bordering all the way from West Bengal to Tamil Nadu, and not to forget the Vindhya and Satpura ranges in the heart of the plateau. What more can a person eager with his mountain expedition paraphernalia can ask for?




Amidst all these, Karnataka has got a large share in its offerings. The three important geographical zones in the state are The Hilly Malnad region/Western Ghats, The coastal Karavali region and the Bayaluseeme region of plain plateau. Rivers Kaveri, Krishna, Tungabhadra and Sharavathi are the prominent ones, catering to the growing water and irrigation needs of people here. With about 20% of the land area covered with forests, most of it in the Western Ghats, the state has rich sources of natural resources, flora and fauna. The average rainfall is about 1100 mm, with the differences showing in Malnad region and Bayaluseeme range. Soil shows a significant distribution and variety, with almost 11 different types of soil being recorded. And to talk of temperature, the variation is well pronounced, from 2-3 deg.C to 45-46 deg.C. You just cannot afford to pack off your sweaters or T-shirts once and away.........

Come with your bags packed with all the travelling stuff, you would least like to sit forlorn when Karnataka offers you so many tourist destinations. No matter what kind of a person, he/she always finds a wide bracket of options which include ancient sculptures, temples of famous realms, modern-buzz-choc-a-bloc cities, serene forests, calm meadows, old ruins, dry plains and long stretch of coast-line.

Lots of dynasties ruled over the region in the past, with The Badami Chalukyas, The Hoysalas and The Vijayanagar Empire being the most notable ones. Many ancient monuments are situated at historic places like Pattadakal, Aihole, Badami and Bijapur. Virupaksha temple at Pattadakal (the other one's at Hampi) and the sylvan ancient caves at Badami are agreeably the major edifices of the era passed by, with inscriptions in Sanskrit scripted on them. Coming to Hampi, now recognized as the World Heritage Site by UNESCO, we get to see the impressive ruins of the past, along with the most memorable Ugra Narasimha temple and the Vittala temple. At Bijapur, the hub of Urdu and Persian literature, we have the world famous Gol Gumbaz sepulcher which is the world's second largest dome. Down south at Mysore, we have a place which defines Karnataka by its style. It was here that the formers vassals and chiefs of Vijayanagar empire chose to start an own dynasty. The famous Mysore Palace, which hosts the pompous Dasara (which is the official festival of the state) is a must-watch, showcasing the full glory of Karnataka in its true splendour. Other famous historic places include The Fort at Chitradurga, ancient sculptures at Belur and Halebeedu, artistic old ruins at Srirangapatna. Places of public interest also include Sringeri temple, Shravanabelagola Monolith, Sirsi, Dharmasthala, Kollur temple, Subramanya temple, Kudalasangama, Udupi Krishna temple, Murudeshwar temple, MM Hills, BR Hills, Kemmannugundi hills and Kudremukh Hill Station, near Chickmagalur.

Coming to the more scenic Western Ghats, one must not fail to catch a glimpse of Sharavathi river, which falls from a height of 829 feet to create a visual-treat for spectators gazing in awe. Sheer beauty. You would love to go on mountain-climbing if shown places like Mullayyangiri, which is the acme of a peak in Karnataka, standing tall at 1925 metres. For a person who hasn't been on a high, he must take a short trip to Yana, an elysian destination, a breath-taking one, very hard to describe, no words at all........! Perhaps He Himself created it, just nothing can explain how beautiful it can get. It is surrounded by two little falls, Magod and Satod, beautiful ones, which make a good trip for a couple of days.

The coast line, stretching off from Karwar all the way Mangalore has got some interesting places to visit. Temples at Gokarna, Murudeshwar are flocked by throngs of people, all round the year. Maravanthe, Malpe and Ullal are the more known beaches. A light house beach at NITK, Suratkal is a great place to be, with a tall light-house stationed here, adding colour to the college nearby which houses close to 2390 students.

There are several other less known picnic spots in the state which deserve attention. Dandeli, near Karwar, is a good place for forest buffs wildlife freaks. And more of little places near a lovely little town of Sakleshpur in Hassan district, more easily approachable from Bangalore and Mysore via road and rail, has got plenty to offer. Nearby places see lots of trekking and visitors who would like to take some time off the busy humdrum routine at the office.

And for those who would love to visit Karnataka, take a long leave, for it's not a place to be seen within a short period of time. It's got an entire gamut in store. One State, Many Worlds........